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Ingredients:
1 (2000 lb.) elephant, cleaned &
cut
in serving pieces
1 sm. rabbit seasoned to taste
Direction:
After elephant is cleaned, add
seasonings. Cook in a very large pot outdoors. Cook elephant
for 4-5 days or until tender. Invite all the Wire Shop
employees; if everyone shows up, add cut up rabbit but only as
a last resort, because most people don't like "hare" in their
stew. Management Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use
the telephant. No! No! I mean elephone Who tried to use the
telephone. Howe'er it was, he got his trunk entangled in the
telephunk; The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed
the telephee.
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For
Details about Ingredients , check your nearest American Store
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