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A young soldier, an officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman were riding on a train.
Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap.
The young woman thought: "Isn't that odd, the officer tried to kiss the old lady and not me?"
The old lady thought: "That is a good girl with fine morals."
The officer thought: "That soldier is a smart fellow; he steals a kiss and I get slapped."
The soldier thought: "Perfect. I kiss the back of my hand, clout an officer, and get away with it."