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Things that make ya go
"HMmmmmm".....
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Why is it, that everything hauled in a vehicle is called "shipments" but
everything hauled on a boat is called "cargo"?
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when someone threw a gun at him?
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
all still working?
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If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands
on itsfeet. What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the
back of a cat?
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