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One night, Jack went up to a nightclub and wanted to go in. The bouncer stopped him, saying, "Sorry, bud, this here's a black-tie only Tuesday night. I won't let you in without a tie."
So, Jack went back to his car to find a tie to wear. The closest thing he could find were some jumper cables in the trunk. So he tied them around his neck and went back to the entrance.
The bouncer looked at him and sighed. "All right, I'll let you in. Just don't start anything.
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