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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. 
Santa Singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' 
Banta Singh : 'Yes, I have' 
Santa Singh : 'Well, my father dug it.' 
Banta Singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?' 
Santa Singh : 'Yes, I have.' 
Banta Singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'