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At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were
sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
said one.
"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even
see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
said a third.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced
an old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully
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