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A lawyer on the interstate saw that his door was ajar, so he opened his car door to close it, and a car zoomed by and ripped the door straight off. A highway officer saw the incident and stopped the lawyer to see if he was all right.
Right when the officer came up the lawyer screamed, "OH MY GOSH!! My car!!!"
The officer rolled his eyes. "You lawyers are so attached to all your possessions! You were so uptight about your car that you never noticed your arm was torn off with the door!"
The lawyer looked down at the stub. "WHAT THE? What happened to my ROLEX??!!"
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