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6 ways to catch a lion.
1. Newton's method:
Let the lion catch you. for every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies, you caught the lion.
2. Einstien's method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,the lion will also run fast and will get tired. now, you can trap him easily.
3. Schrodinger's method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability of the lion to be in the cage. That's it. Set the trap, sit down, and wait.
4. Inverse transformation method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to the lion. Lion is in, we are out.
5. Thermodynamic method:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which does not allow anything to pass through it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration differential method:
First integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is somewhere in the result. Then differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t the lion to trace out the lion
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