Christmas Question & Answer

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite 

Where does Santa buy his gardening tools from?
Frosty the Hoeman 

Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he is a rain-deer 

Why did the elf put a clock in Santa's sleigh?
He wanted to see time fly 

Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
No "L" (Noel) 

What is the name of the tenth reindeer?
Olive (the other reindeer) 

What's Santa Claus's favorite cable program?
St. Nick at Nite 

Where do giant Eskimos live?
Bigloos. 


What does a cat get when it is walking on a beach Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws 

Who is the reindeer with the worst manners?
Rudolph (Rude-olph) 

Why was Santa's helper depressed?
Because he had low elf-esteem